Dairy Queen

Something that could be mildly disturbing:

being allergic to most milk products you would think that a place called DAIRY QUEEN would not be appealing. however, today i just had to have an icecream cone. why couldn't i walk across my street to the mccdonalds i smell all day (i know gross) long you ask? because i wanted to visit the queen of all dairy/icecream cones. then i began to consider that clever name and what it really meant to be the queen of dairy. as a good interpreter always does, i turned to dictionary.com on my sidekick (my technically advanced cell phone with internet/email for those new to this 3G thing).

these are the definitions that pertained to this meaning of queen:


1.Something having eminence or supremacy in a given domain and personified as a woman: Paris is regarded as the queen of cities.

2. A woman eminent in power or attractions; the highest of her kind

so to answer your question as to why someone who is allergic to dairy would visit the female supremacy having eminent power and attractions i say: because she is the highest of her kind.


later... a possible discussion on BURGER KING.